Most everybody I see knows the truth but they just don't know that they know it. — Woody Guthrie

Nerds are always wondering if they've left something undone. Usually they forget to revise the web page. In fact, they are always worried about whether they've zipped up their flies.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I have discovered the secret to true happiness in life. Achieving it requires two simple steps: (1) Throw away your television (2) Eat lots of Ethiopian food. There you have it. Free of charge. You're welcome.